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Celebrity Astrology

Justin Timberlake's mugshot, with a backdrop of the Trolls movie

Justin Timberlake arrested for DUI

(Astrology Transit Reading)

Nicki Minaj (left). The officer who arrested her May 25, 2024 (right).

Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam - Sagittarius Full Moon

Astrology Transit Reading for May-June 2024

Brit Smith eclipsing JoJo Siwa

JoJo Siwa “Eclipsed” by Brit Smith, who tops charts with her version of “Karma”

(Astrology Transit + Compatibility Reading)

Matt Rife

Matt Rife’s Netflix special flops hard after gross domestic violence joke

Mars Cazimi in Scorpio

Scooter Braun as King Kong, holding Tori Kelly in his palm.

Scooter Braun Synastry Reading (Ariana, Justin, Demi, +Tori)

Dragon Mouths + Karmic Ties

a portrait of Henrietta Lacks

Henrietta Lacks’ Family reaches historic settlement for stolen stem cells (HeLa)

Aquarius Full Moon 2023

Miranda sings

Colleen Ballinger Scandal

Astrology Transit Reading

Colleen ballinger playing ukulele, over guitar hero visuals.

Colleen Ballinger’s Inappropriate relations with fans + bizarre ukulele apology

Birth Chart Reading

King of Pentacles: Charles’ Coronation Astrology Transit Reading

(Nodal Return, Sun-Moon-Saturn Opposition)

Frank Ocean at Coachella 2023: A Disappointing Return

Jupiter + Lilith Returns, Sun Conj. Ketu, Mars Square Mars

Lorena Bobbitt and John Wayne Bobbitt in court

Lorena Bobbitt Castrates John Wayne Bobbitt

0° Pisces Saturn Opp. 0° Virgo Mars

Chrisean + Blueface Compatibility Reading

Astrology Synastry between the infamous rapper and his girlfriend.

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