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Celebrity Astrology

Matt Rife

Matt Rife’s Netflix special flops hard after gross domestic violence joke

Mars Cazimi in Scorpio

Scooter Braun as King Kong, holding Tori Kelly in his palm.

Scooter Braun Synastry Reading (Ariana, Justin, Demi, +Tori)

Dragon Mouths + Karmic Ties

a portrait of Henrietta Lacks

Henrietta Lacks’ Family reaches historic settlement for stolen stem cells (HeLa)

Aquarius Full Moon 2023

Miranda sings

Colleen Ballinger Scandal

Astrology Transit Reading

Colleen ballinger playing ukulele, over guitar hero visuals.

Colleen Ballinger’s Inappropriate relations with fans + bizarre ukulele apology

Birth Chart Reading

King of Pentacles: Charles’ Coronation Astrology Transit Reading

(Nodal Return, Sun-Moon-Saturn Opposition)

Frank Ocean at Coachella 2023: A Disappointing Return

Jupiter + Lilith Returns, Sun Conj. Ketu, Mars Square Mars

Lorena Bobbitt and John Wayne Bobbitt in court

Lorena Bobbitt Castrates John Wayne Bobbitt

0° Pisces Saturn Opp. 0° Virgo Mars

Chrisean + Blueface Compatibility Reading

Astrology Synastry between the infamous rapper and his girlfriend.

Amanda Bynes as "the Shepherd," herding a flock of sheep/young Nickelodeon child star talent.

Amanda Bynes + Schneider’s Bakery (“Exalted” Aries Sun + Capricorn Mars)

An analysis of the Rudolph-Santa-like relationship and corresponding Astrological synastry between Amanda Bynes + Dan Schneider.

Tory Lanez, Megan The Stallion, and Kylie Jenner

Pallas + Athena: Tory + Megan + Kylie (3-way Synastry)

The story of Pallas and Athena played out in real life: the traumatic shooting of Megan Thee Stallion by Tory Lanez after leaving Kylie Jenner’s house on July 12, 2020.

A side by side of Sza and Princess Diana, in their mirror image yacht photos.

Sza + Princess Diana Synastry (Grand Water Trine)

The Astrological compatibility between Sza and Princess Diana of Wales, focusing on their shared Grand Water Trine, clearly shown in Sza’s Diana-inspired album artwork.

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