Amanda Bynes + Schneider’s Bakery (“Exalted” Aries Sun + Capricorn Mars)
An analysis of the Rudolph-Santa-like relationship and corresponding Astrological synastry between Amanda Bynes + Dan Schneider.
Video and transcript published on Dec 24, 2022.
I’ve used [the analogy of] Rudolph and Santa Claus to show Mars “exalted” in Capricorn, where Mars is the energetic newbie, and Saturn (ruler of Capricorn) being the old man who is tired and who needs Mars’ energy bursts in order to get his shit done. Saturn will exploit Mars until Mars has no energy left and then will kick him to the curb.
Go to “Explore” > “Saturnalia” > “Mars Day” to see more on the Astrology of Rudolph. In that segment, I used a couple of examples that mirror this Saturn+Mars relationship in real life (including a CEO+fresh college graduate, the US Military+an athlete living in poverty), but I want to talk about Amanda Bynes and Dan Schneider, because their Astrology lines up perfectly with this [analogy of Rudolph +Santa].
First, looking at Amanda’s chart, she’s an incredibly powerful individual. She has two massive Grand Trines, which interact to form a merkaba and a unicursal hexagram. She also has an “exalted” Aries Sun, which is ruled by an “Exalted” Capricorn Mars (I showed both of these “exaltations” in my Saturnalia Rudolph Video).
When you put Amanda’s chart next to Dan Schneider’s chart, we can see that he is a Capricorn Sun (23°), Moon (21°), South Node (11°), Vesta (7°), and Mercury (3°). [He might as well be Saturn himself].
This is a morbidly accurate example of [Amanda’s] Mars’ “exalted” in Capricorn as Rudolph being exploited by Santa. Amanda Bynes effectively led Dan Schneider’s sleigh through the ‘90s and into the 2000s, allowing Schneider’s Bakery to eventually develop Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, etc…
The Aries Sun is referred to as “the Shepherd” archetype. Amanda Bynes herded in an entire new generation of Nickelodeon talent. You know who else has their Sun “exalted” in Aries? Alexa Nikolas (from Zoey 101), who is also playing the role of “the Shepherd.” Except–instead of leading a whole generation of new child talent to be exploited by Nickelodeon, she’s leading the protests to investigate Schneider’s Bakery, Nickelodeon, and Viacom Network (which I support 100%).
I think that Dan Schneider and all of the other executives at Nickelodeon and at Viacom need to be held accountable for the lives that they ruined. It just so happens that Dan Schneider is having his exact Saturn return at the time of this recording [and transcription], with Saturn in 21° of Aquarius. So mote it be.